21 agosto 2006

El pito bicefalo


OA.
Desde hace semanas que vengo jodiendo con como será tener un pito de dos cabezas. Una noche de boludeo con mi cuñado y dos de mis hermanas, se toco (KUAK!) el tema.
Las preguntas que surgieron fueron algo asi como:
"y si se la para una.... se le para la otra??" ;
"y cuando le hacen un pete... la mina en realidad esta dando una conferencia??" ;.
"y como los tiene.... horizontales o verticales?".
"y que nombre tiene??".... sin dudas , estabamos hablando del "PITO BICEFALO"
Esta ultima pregunta seguramente no dejo tranquilo a Gon, quien buscando en internet encontro lo siguiente


"La insólita operación a un hombre que nació con dos miembros sexuales

Un ciudadano de la India será sometido a una extraña cirugía para dar fin a una enfermedad genética de duplicación peneana. El hombre no soportaba más la complicada vida que llevaba
Una curiosa y extraña operación será efectuada a un paciente de origen indio que nació con dos penes y ahora quiere desprenderse de uno de ellos.

El hombre sufre de una enfermedad de "duplicación peneana"o "diphallus", un mal congénito que se desarrolla en uno de cada 5,5 millones de personas.

La particularidad de este caso es que los miembros funcionan con total normalidad.

No obstante, el hombre tomó la decisión de extirparse uno de los miembros ya que su extraña enfermedad le impide llevar una vida normal ni casarse.

La médicos del hospital de Nueva Delhi anunciaron que la operación es bastante compleja y la patología por demás extraña.

"Se trata de una condición extremadamente rara. En la forma más común de diphallus uno de los órganos no es funcional", declaró, y agregó que la operación se anunciaba muy compleja, según informa la agencia AFP.

Según la información, en 1609 se habría registrado el primer caso de "duplicación peneana" aunque no es posible precisar la identidad del paciente ni el nombre del hospital. " (fuente: Infobae.com)


Hasta aca, todo bien. pero yo que no puedo con mi genio, busque por internet alguna foto, y la verdad es que eran bastante irreales. tonces no me quedo otra que hacer yo mismo un pequeño croquis de la situacion:







20 comentarios:

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Querido gordo Chulian, a su debido respeto, este blog se está llendo hacia un lado muy maraca, Primero, las fotos de kati la golosa etc ( :p ). Dps lo de Cristian Castro, dps algo inaudito lo de Jason de los Power Rangers ( me quedé pensando el sí que hiso MORFOSIS, KUAK).
Y ahora esto!!!!.
Pero bueno sea el camino que elijas siempre te voy a apoyar ( con la debida interpretacion ).
Chau amiguin y tenga cuidado, no se haga mucho el balin, que le van a presentar el pelado. ( buehh un rima muy pelotuda).
Chau man cuidate. espero no aburrirlo con mi coment.

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Rodry: Sos grosso, pero te advierto que lo del pene bicefalo no es mas que un acto de envidia de mi parte hacia ese sujeto. imaginate que harias vos en esa situacion.
en cuanto a lo de christian castro.... es solo para demostrar que él sí se come la bala ^^
y bueno... fotos de lulu la mimosa y de kathy (todavia) no hay. solo resta esperar algun festejamiento como ese para que vuelvan a ser vistas.
chau!

Anónimo dijo...

amigo te falto poner una foto de un hombre adulto (no un bebecito)con su doble pene. Imaginate q fuera una mujer con 2 vaginas, altiro nomas q pondrian una foto. Y eso no es justo.
Asi q por favor pon una foto de un hombre adulto ya donde se pueda apreciar este problema con su miembro doble q tiene ya?

Estare leyendo respuestas =)

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